The tasks in fairy tales? Not quite so bad. ‘Cause there’s a happy ending every time. Rapunzel may have lost her mom and dad, but Flynn is cute and he knows how to climb! And sure, Aurora slept a thousand years, yeah, wouldn’t we all kill for such a nap? And then all of her problems disappear— a kiss from a rich dude and that was that! Okay, now you think Belle can change my mind? That brainiac who got to read so much? Sure her husband wasn’t all refined, But he became a prince with just one touch! So fairy tales? Yeah I don’t sympathize. Make me a princess any day you want. And if ever the question should arise, I’d like it if my prince was super hot.